The Bard Of Bollox is the project of Robert Page, a poet and broadcaster based in Tāmaki Makaurau.

Over the last decade Page and his thick English accent have become a welcome voice on Auckland’s airwaves through regular appearances on 95bFM (on 95bFM Breakfast’s The Mind Trench, Can You Adam and Eve It?, the Emmerdale Review on Carnival in Rio and as co-host of Plato's Retreat). As the Bard Of Bollox, Page’s poems and musings are put to music through collaboration with award winning electronic musician Amelia Berry (Amamelia, Van Staden & Böhm).

In 2024 the Bard Of Bollox released Vessel Of Nonsense, the title track to his debut EP that collects the bootlegs & digital dubplates the pair have made over the past five years.